Two thirsty blokes

[Collette Darden <csdarden@xxxxxxxxxxxxxxx>]

There were these two blokes walking down the street. The first guy says to
the other "god I'm thirsty, how much money do you have?" 
The second guy replies "20 cents, how about you?"
"20 cents. Here give me your money, I have an idea"
The second blokes gives him the money and the other guy runs off. A minute
later he returns with a stick of Salami.
The second guy says "What the hell did you buy that for?"
He replied "I have an idea. We'll go into the bar, have a couple of drinks
and when the bartender asks us for the money, i'll put the salami in my
pants and you suck it. He should then kick us out" 
The second guy, almost dying of thirst agrees with the plan so they go into
the bar and have a couple of drinks.
"That's five dollars thanks" says the bartender.
The first guy sticks the salami in his pants and yells "Now!!!"
The secong guy starts sucking madly and the the bartender yells "Get out
you filthy bastards, get out!!!!!"
They got outside and were so overwhelmed with their free drinks that they
continue to the next pub.
After doing this at every pub in town, the second guy, who can hardly walk,
says "I've had enough piss, do you mind if i eat that salami stick?"
The other guy replies  "sorry mate, I ate it three pubs back!"