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Blind Skydiver
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- Subject: Blind Skydiver
- From: Collette Darden <csdarden@xxxxxxxxxxxxxxx>
- Date: Wed, 03 Dec 1997 20:00:27 -0600
- Delivery-date: Thu, 4 Dec 1997 02:15:34 +0000
- Envelope-to: cs9cjh@adelphi.ucc.hull.ac.uk
Travis went skydiving one day. On the plane he met Jerry. During the
conversation Travis found out that Jerry was blind.
Travis: I can't believe that you are a skydiver. How do you get into position?
Jerry: That's easy. The plane is small and I can find the door easy enough.
Travis: Yes! But how do you assure yourself that you can find the pull cords?
Jerry: Oh, that's easy too. I have the cords especially configured.
Travis: OK! But how do you know when to PULL the cords?
Jerry: No problem. I have a great sense of smell and can smell trees 300
feet above their tops. So I know when to pull the cords.
Travis: That's amazing!! Oh, but how do you know when you're about to hit
ground so that you end up on your feet??
Jerry: Well, the dog's leash goes slack.
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