Early Christmas Present

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Subject: Early Christmas Present
From: Collette Darden <csdarden@xxxxxxxxxxxxxxx>
Date: Sun, 07 Dec 1997 11:28:51 -0600
Delivery-date: Sun, 7 Dec 1997 17:36:35 +0000
Envelope-to: cs9cjh@adelphi.ucc.hull.ac.uk

How come you never hear anything about the 10th reindeer "Olive" ?
Olive ?
Yeah, you know, "Olive the other reindeer, used to laugh and call him names"
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Why are women's breasts like a train set a kid gets at Christmas time ?
Because they were originally made for children but the father wants to play
with them.
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Why doesn't Santa have any children ?
Because he only comes once a year, and when he does, it's down the chimney.
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Why is Christmas just like a day at the office ?
You do all the work and the fat guy with the suit gets all the credit.
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How are a Christmas tree and a priest alike ?
They both have ornamental balls.
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What do the female reindeer do when Santa takes the male reindeer out on
Christmas Eve?
They go into town, and blow a few bucks.
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Why do birds fly south for the winter ?
Because it's too far to walk.
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What's the difference between snowmen and snowladies ?
Snowballs.
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Why did the snowman have a smile on his face ?
Because the snowblower was coming down the block.
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