College Degree for Men

[Collette Darden <csdarden@xxxxxxxxxxxxxxx>]

A new two year degree is being offered at LIFE UNIVERSITY that many of you
should be interested in:  BECOMING A REAL MAN.  That's right, in just six
quarters you, too, can be a real man.  Please take a moment to look over
the program outline.

                     FIRST YEAR
Fall Schedule
MEN 101     Combating Stupidity
MEN 102     You Too Can Do Housework
MEN 103     PMS--Learn When to Keep Your Mouth Shut
MEN 104     We Do Not Want Sleazy Underthings for Christmas

Winter Schedule:
MEN 110     Wonderful Laundry Techniques
MEN 111     Understanding the Female Response to Getting in at 4 A.M.
MEN 112     Parenting: It Doesn't End with Conception
MEN 113     Get a Life, Learn to Cook

Spring Schedule:
MEN 120     How NOT To Act Like an A-hole When You're Wrong
MEN 121     Understanding Your Incompetence
MEN 122     YOU, the Weaker Sex
MEN 123     Reasons to Give Flowers

                              SECOND YEAR
Fall Schedule:
SEX 101     You CAN Fall Asleep Without It
SEX 102     Morning Dilemma: If It's Awake, Take a Shower
MEN 201     How to Stay Awake After Sex
MEN 202     How to Put the Toilet Seat Down (How is leaving the seat up any
less rude than leaving the seat down ???????) One wonders.

Winter Schedule:
MEN 210     The Remote Control: Overcoming Your Dependency
MEN 211     How Not to Act Younger Than Your Children
MEN 212     You, Too, Can Be a Designated Driver
MEN 213     Honest--You Don't Look Like Tom Cruise--Especially Naked

Spring Schedule:
MEN 220     Omitting @#%~&*! From Your Vocabulary
MEN 221     Fluffing the Blanket After Passing Gas is Not Necessary
MEN 222     Real Men Ask for Directions
MEN 223     Thirty Minutes of Begging is Not Considered Foreplay