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The problems that come with age
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- Subject: The problems that come with age
- From: Collette Darden <csdarden@xxxxxxxxxxxxxxx>
- Date: Wed, 19 Nov 1997 20:57:47 -0600
- Delivery-date: Thu, 20 Nov 1997 03:35:35 +0000
- Envelope-to: cs9cjh@adelphi.ucc.hull.ac.uk
Three old men are talking about their aches, pains and bodily functions.
The 70 year old man says, "I have this problem. I wake up every morning at
seven and it takes me twenty minutes to pee."
The 80 year old man says, "My case is worse. I get up at eight and I sit
there and grunt and groan for half an hour before I finally have a bowel
movement."
The 90 year old man says, "At seven I pee like a horse, and at eight I crap
like a cow."
"So what's your problem?" ask the others.
"I don't wake up until nine!"
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