What A Car!!!!

[Collette Darden <csdarden@xxxxxxxxxxxxxxx>]

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                              WHAT A CAR!!!
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John and Cathy were driving through Arkansas on their way from New York to
California. Looking at his fuel gauge, John decided to stop at the next
gasoline station and fill up. About 5 minutes 
later, he spotted one and pulled over to the high octane pump.
"What can I do fer ya'll?" asks the attendant.
"Fill her up with high test," replied John
While the attendant was filling up the tank, he started checking out the
car. "What kinda car is dat?" he asked, "Never seen one like it before."
"Well," responded John, his chest swelling up with pride, "this my boy is a
1997 Cadillac DeVille."
"What all it got in it?" asked the attendant.
"Well," said John, "It has everything. It has power steering, power seats,
power sun roof, power mirrors, AM/FM radio with a 10 deck CD player in the
trunk with 100 watts per channel, 8 speaker stereo, rack and pinion
steering, disk brakes all around, leather interior, digital instrument
package, and best of all, a 8.8 liter V12 engine." 
"Wow," said the attendant, "that?s really somethin?."
"How much do I owe you for the gasoline?" asked John
"That'll be $30.17," said the attendant.
John pulled out his money clip and peeled off a $20 and a $10. He goes into
his other pocket and pulls out a handful of change. Mixed up with the
change are golf tees.
"What dem little wooden things?" asks the attendant.
"That's what I put my balls on when I drive," says the driver.
"Wow," said the attendant, "dem Cadillac people really think of everything!"