You know you're broke when

[Collette Darden <csdarden@xxxxxxxxxxxxxxx>]

 1. American Express calls and says: "Leave home without it!"
 2. Your idea of a 7-course meal is taking a deep breath outside a restaurant.
 3. You're formulating a plan to rob the food bank.
 4. You've rolled so many pennies, you've formed a psychic bond with Abe
Lincoln.
 5. Long distance companies don't call you to switch.
 6. You look at your roommate and see a large fried chicken in tennis shoes.
 7. You rob Peter...and then rob Paul.
 8. You finally clean your house, hoping to find change.
 9. You think of a lottery ticket as an investment.
10. Your bologna has no first name.
11. You give blood everyday...just for the orange juice.
12. Sally Struthers sends you food.
13. McDonalds supplies you with all your kitchen condiments.
14. At communion you go back for seconds.
15. You pinch your pennies so hard that Lincoln screams
16. You decide you can't afford the Free Joke of the Day
17. You follow the rainbow, to it's end, and find the pot, the gold is
missing, but you are still happy to find the pot...
18. You are too broke to pay attention.... 

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