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Bawdy Farm Tales!
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- Subject: Bawdy Farm Tales!
- From: Collette Darden <csdarden@xxxxxxxxxxxxxxx>
- Date: Thu, 05 Mar 1998 21:02:58 -0600
- Delivery-date: Fri, 6 Mar 1998 10:19:10 +0000
- Envelope-to: cs9cjh@adelphi.ucc.hull.ac.uk
While driving around the backblocks, an English tourist ran over a
rooster and killed it. Being an honest chap, he stopped and knocked on the
farm house door. "I'm afraid I've killed your cock, madam, but I'd very
much like to replace him" said the English gent.
"Whatever you want", said the farmer's wife. "Go around the side
there and you'll find the hens in the back".
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A young jackeroo picked up the new governess from the railway
station. Driving her back to the property, they passed a bull humping a
cow. "How do they know when it's the right time to do that?" enquired the
governess. "Sense of smell" said the jackeroo.
Then they saw a stallion mounting a mare, and a ram attending a flock of
ewes. "Well, how do they know when it's the right time to do that?"
"Sense of smell".
When they reached the homestead, the jackeroo unloaded the young woman's
luggage, from the horse and cart, and plonked it on the verandah. "See
you around" he said.
"Yes," said the governess, "come over when your cold gets better."
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