More Signs

[Collette Darden <csdarden@xxxxxxxxxxxxxxx>]

At a restaurant in New York:
"Tip-ing is not a city in China."
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Here is a great sign I saw in the grocery store:
"snickers, 5 for 1.00$.(limit 4)"
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On a dock in Juneau, Alaska:
"Safety ladder, climb at own risk." 
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Seen on an electrical appliance store in Spokane, WA 
"Go modern! Go gas! Go BOOM!"
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Emergency Evacuation Plan posted in various places around my office building:
"Run like Hell!"
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Biggs Septic Tank Service (near Nashville Tennessee) 
"Call Monday thru Friday, sorry, we haul milk on weekends."
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Sporting goods store: 
"With Fishing season upon us we have plenty of crappie poles to fill your
needs."
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Sign on the wall of the office of an ethnologist:
"Beware of bargains in 
1. Parachutes 
2. Life preservers 
3. Brain surgery 
4. Eye Care "
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A bumper sticker in Portugal reads:
"Learn from your parents' mistakes: Use birth control."
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Billboard sign on a highway coming out of Austin, TX: 
"Nobody reads billboards.... But you just did :)"    

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