President Clinton's Turkey Recipe

[Collette Darden <csdarden@xxxxxxxxxxxxxxx>]

The White House just released Bill Clinton's own recipe for a Thanksgiving
turkey this week.  Joke-of-the-day has exclusive rights and here it is for
your kitchen.

First remove the thermometer.  It will be used later on an intern, and is
unnecessary for cooking.  Next, prepare the turkey "glaze", but be sure you
don't stain anything.  Then, take any incriminating evidence (Starr
reports, security videos, land deals, etc.) and fill up the turkey with it.
This is the basis for the stuffing.  
Before going any farther it is important that the oven being used is gas
powered.  Gas ovens an be easily lit with a match, lighter, or cigar.
Finally, apply the "glaze" then put the turkey in the oven and roast it
like it was facing questions from the judiciary committee.  This way all of
the evidence will burn and create a deceiving good taste.


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