Stranded Lawyers

[Collette Darden <csdarden@xxxxxxxxxxxxxxx>]

Two lawyers had been stranded on a deserted island for several months. The
only other thing on the island was the tall coconut tree that provided them
their food.  Each day, one of the lawyers climbed to the top of the tree to
see if he could see a rescue boat coming.  One day, the lawyer yelled down
from the tree, "Wow! I can't believe my eyes! I don't believe this is true!"
The lawyer on the ground was skeptical and said, "I think you're
hallucinating and you should come down right now." So the lawyer
reluctantly climbed down the tree and told his friend that he had just
seen a naked blonde woman floating face up headed toward their island.
The other lawyer started to laugh, thinking his friend had surely lost his
mind. But within a few minutes, up to the beach floated a naked blonde
woman, face up, totally unconscious. The two lawyers went over to her and
one said to the other, "You know we've been on this island for months now
without a woman.  It's been a long time...do you think we should, you
know,.. screw her?"
The other lawyer glanced down at the totally naked woman and asked,
"Out of what?"

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