April Fools?

[Collette Darden <csdarden@xxxxxxxxxxxxxxx> (by way of Collette Darden <csdarden@xxxxxxxx>)]

--If you need some ideas for next year, www.bestofhumor.com sent out these:

For kitchen sinks that have a spray-hose attachment, put a rubber band
around the spray nozzle handle to engage it.  Return the spray nozzle to
it's holder with the spray nozzle pointed at the front of the sink.  Get
ready for a good laugh when family members go to use the sink.

In another female college student was moving out of her dorm room.  Her
x-room mate had left early for winter break, and so the disgruntled coed
sealed the steam heated room, laid topsoil covering the entire floor and
sprinkled grass seeds.  When her x-roomate returned she found a green house
with a thick and luscious carpet of grass!

A prank I've played for years. Every 4/01, I buy 10 local newspapers, I
remove the front page on each, and wrap it around the insides of a
newspaper from last 4/01. I then return them to the shelf or place them in
a dispenser. Some planning involved and after the initial cost, if you use
a dispenser, it'll only cost you the price of one paper.

My favorite harmless April Fool's joke is putting K-Y Jelly (tm) on a
doorknob, or under/behind the handle of a drawer or file cabinet.  People
gross out when they touch it because they think it has to be one of two
things - and KY isn't one that they think of... (It feels like either snot
or semen).   Smear it on a toilet seat and see (er, hear) what happens... 

Telephones:
  1. Shaving cream on the earpiece (less messy than vaseline)
  2. Tape down the receiver buttons, then call your subject when they sit
down (works even better in combination with 1.)
  3. Leave phone message to call back Myra Mains with number of local mortuary.
  4. Leave phone message to call your "favorite" 1-800 number (xxx)

Toilets:
  1. Cellophane on the toilet (below seat). Best in dark bathrooms.
  2. Vaseline on the toilet seat (slip 'n slide).
  3. Lock all stalls, then crawl out from under
  4. While bathroom in use, flip off light switch, stay in room without
making a sound and stay near light switch (the rest should be obvious).

Celebrations:
  1. Make a "sponge" cake, with frosting and all (happened to ME on my
birthday... grrrr)
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We use those digital pagers at my job, where you can type in messages on
your computer and they will print out on people's pagers. I was thinking of
sending a few messages out, something
like:
"Warning this pager will self destruct in 30 seconds. 30... 29...28...
27..."   or  "ERROR-ERROR-ERROR.  Pager Fault detected. Warning! Pager
Detonation Imminent! Please Discard Pager Immediately and Hurry to a Safe
Location."
Then a minute later send out a message saying:
"BOOM!!!   -  -  -  April Fools!!!  Gotcha!  :)"