A death in the family

[Collette Darden <csdarden@xxxxxxxxxxxxxxx> (by way of Collette Darden <csdarden@xxxxxxxx>)]

  In a psychiatric hospital a nurse sees patient Todd walking down the hall
looking very depressed. She asks him "What's wrong?"  He says, "My penis
died today." 
  She is taken aback and finally says, "Well, that's too bad. When is the
funeral?" Todd answers, "Tuesday." 
  The next day she sees Todd again. He is walking down the hall with his
pants unzipped and his penis hanging out. The nurse says, "Todd, I thought
you said your penis died and the funeral would be Tuesday." 
  Todd replies, "That's right. Today is the viewing."