[Jokequeen] Precise Age

[Collette Darden <csdarden@xxxxxxxx>]

<x-flowed>  Some tourists in the Chicago Museum of Natural History are marveling at 
the dinosaur bones. One of them asks the guard, "Can you tell me how old 
the dinosaur bones are?"
 The guard replies, "They are 3 million, four years, and six months old."
 "That's an awfully exact number," says the tourist. "How do you know 
their age so precisely?"
 The guard answers, "Well, the dinosaur bones were three million years old 
when I started working here, and that was four and a half years ago."



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