[Jokequeen] Pig

[Collette Darden <csdarden@xxxxxxxx>]

A man was sued by a woman for defamation of character.  She charged that he 
had called her a pig.  The man was found guilty and fined. After the trial 
he asked the judge, "This means that I cannot call Mrs. Johnson a pig?"
The judge said that was true.  "Does this mean I cannot call a pig Mrs. 
Johnson?" the man asked.
The judge replied that he could indeed call a pig Mrs. Johnson with no fear 
of legal action.
The man looked directly at Mrs. Johnson and said, "Good afternoon, Mrs. 
Johnson."


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