[Jokequeen] Red in the face......

[Collette Darden <csdarden@xxxxxxxx>]

I was at the golf store comparing different kinds of golf balls. I was 
unhappy with the women's type I had been using. After browsing for several 
minutes, I was approached by one of the good-looking gentlemen who works at 
the store. He asked if he could help me.
Without thinking, I looked at him and said, "I think I like playing with 
men's balls."
- Colleen Collins, 31, Ferndale, MI
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Dumbstruck......
I was standing at the checkout with my two-year-old son, and there was a 
heavyset gal in line a head of us. As the cashier scanned the lady's items, 
the bar-code reader gave off a continuous beeping sound. All of a sudden, 
my son said loudly, "Mommy, watch out! She's going to back up!" That was 
the only time in my life I wanted to crawl into a hole.
- Heather Barlow, 21, Hortonville, WI
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Nuts About You......
My sister and I were at the mall and passed by a store that sold a variety 
of nuts. As we were looking at the display case, the boy behind  the 
counter asked if we needed any help. I replied, "No, I'm just looking at 
your nuts." My sister started to laugh hysterically, the boy grinned, and I 
turned beet red and walked away. To this day, my sister has never let me 
forget.
- Faye Emerick, 34, Ellerslie, MD
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Strip Mall......
My husband and I took our three kids out shoe shopping one day. We were 
going from store to store, and the kids were getting restless. At one 
crowded store, I was standing near a bench when my 3-year- old climbed up 
on it, grabbed hold of my elastic waist shorts, and jumped off pulling both 
my shorts and my underwear to the floor. I raced out of the MALL.....
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Curl up and die.....
I once walked into a hair salon- with my husband and three kids in tow and 
asked loudly, "How much do you charge for a shampoo and a blow job?"
- Melinda Lowe, 39, Seguin, TX
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Pad, please!.....
An insurance man visited me at home to talk about our mortgage insurance. 
He was throwing a lot of facts and figures at me, and I wanted to follow as 
best I could, so I told my 6-year-old son to run and get me a pad. He came 
back and handed me a Kotex right in front of our guest .
- Kathy Newman, 46, Winston-Salem, NC


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