[Jokequeen] Train Ride

[Collette Darden <csdarden@xxxxxxxx>]

 Luigi stopped in his New York neighborhood barbershop to say hello to 
his  friends.
 Giovanni said, "Hey, Luigi. How was a da treep?"
 Luigi said, "Ever'thing was a perfect except for da train a ride down."
 "What'a you mean, Luigi?" asked Giovanni.
 "Well, we boarda da train at Grand Centrala Station. My beautifula 
Virginia  had packed a biga basket a food with vino and cigars for a me, 
and we were looking a 'forward to da trip. All was OK until we gotta hungry 
and opened up a da luncha basket.
 "The conductor came by, wagged his a finger at us and a say, 'No eat in 
dese'a car. Must'a use'a dining car.'
 "So, me and my beautiful'a Virginia, we go to dining car, eat a big'a 
lunch and begin to open'a bottle of vino. Conductor come again, wag his'a 
finger and say, 'No drink'a in dese'a car. Must'a use'a club'a car.'
 "So we go to club'a car. While'a drinking vino, I start to light'a my 
big'a cigar. The conductor, he wag'a his finger again and say, 'No smoke'a 
in dese'a car. Must'a go to smoker car.'
 "We go to smoker car and I smoke'a my cigar. Later, my beautiful Virginia 
and I, we go to sleeper car and'a go to bed. We just about to have'a sex 
and the conductor, he come'a through car yelling, 'NO-FOLK'A, VIRGINIA!'
 "Next'a time, Ima driva down!!"

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