[Jokequeen] Johnny Logic

[Collette Darden <csdarden@xxxxxxxxxxx>]

The teacher asked Johnny why he was absent from school the previous day. He 
said he had to visit his uncle in the hospital. The teacher asked what was 
wrong with his uncle. Johnny replied that his uncle was walking across the 
railroad track when a passing train hit him and tore his ass off. The 
teacher said rectum and Johnny replied "wrecked him hell, it dam near 
killed him."

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