[Jokequeen] The New priest

[Collette Darden <csdarden@xxxxxxxxxxx>]

>   The elderly priest, speaking to the younger priest, said, "It was a 
> good idea to replace the first four pews with plush bucket theater 
> seats.  It worked like a charm.  The front row of the church always fills 
> up first now."
> The young priest nodded, and the old priest continued, "And you told me a 
> little more beat to the music would bring young people back to church, so 
> I supported you when you brought in that rock n' roll gospel choir.  We 
> are packed to the balcony!!"
>   "Thank you, Father," answered the young priest.  "I am pleased that you 
> are open to the new ideas of youth."
>   "Well," said the elderly priest, "I'm afraid you've gone too far with 
> the drive-thru confessional."
>    "But, Father," protested the young priest, "my confessions and the 
> donations have nearly doubled since I began that!"
>   "I know, my son," replied the elderly priest, "but that flashing neon 
> sign, 'Toot 'n Tell, or Go to Hell' cannot stay on the church roof."
--
Jokequeen mailing list  -  Jokequeen@xxxxxxxxxx
http://list.mistral.net/mailman/listinfo/jokequeen