[Jokequeen] Car Accident

[Collette Darden <csdarden@xxxxxxxxxxx>]

A police officer came upon a terrible wreck where the driver and passenger 
had been killed. As he looked upon the wreckage a little monkey came out of 
the brush and hopped around the crashed car. The officer looked down at the 
monkey and said "I wish you could talk." The monkey looked up at the 
officer and shook his head up and down.  "You can understand what I'm 
saying?" asked the officer. Again, the monkey shook his head up and down. 
"Well, did you see this?"
"Yes," motioned the monkey.
"What happened?" The monkey pretended to have a can in his hand and turned 
it up by his mouth.
"They were drinking?" asked the officer. The monkey nodded his head.
"What else?" The monkey pinched his fingers together and held them to his 
mouth.
"They were smoking marijuana?" The monkey nodded his head.
"Now wait, you're saying your owners were drinking, and smoking marijuana 
before they wrecked."
The monkey nodded his head.
"What were you doing during all this?"
"Driving" motioned the monkey.

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