[Jokequeen] Special Bulletin from the Pentagon

[Collette Darden <csdarden@xxxxxxxxxxx>]

The Pentagon announced today the formation of a new 500-man elite fighting 
unit
called the United States Redneck Special Forces.
These Alabama, Arkansas, Georgia, Kentucky, Mississippi, Missouri, 
Oklahoma, Tennessee and Texas boys will be dropped off into Iraq and have 
been given only the following facts about terrorists:
1. The season opened today.
2. There is no limit.
3. They taste just like chicken.
4. They don't like beer, pickups, country music or Jesus.
5. They are DIRECTLY RESPONSIBLE for the death of Dale Earnhardt.

The Pentagon expects the problem in Iraq to be over by Friday.

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