How to hug a baby ---

[Collette Darden <csdarden@xxxxxxxxxxx>]

> ATTENTION ALL DOGS!!!
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> THE  FOLLOWING ARE IMPORTANT INSTRUCTIONS FOR EVERY DOG TO KNOW :
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> Instructions for properly hugging a baby:
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>   1.  First, spy a baby.
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> 2.  Second, be sure that the object you spied was indeed a baby by 
> employing classic sniffing techniques. If you smell baby powder and the 
> wonderful aroma of wet diapers, this is indeed a baby.
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> 3.  Next you will need to flatten the baby before actually beginning the 
> hugging process. **Note: The added slobber should help in future steps by 
> making the "paw slide" easier.
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>   4.  The "paw slide"- Simply slide paws around baby and prepare for 
> possible close-up.
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>  5.  Finally, if a camera is present, you will need to execute the 
> difficult and patented "hug, smile, and lean" so as to achieve the best 
> photo quality.
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>  Dogs, if this is properly done, it will secure you a warm,  dry, 
> climate-controlled environment for the rest of your life. Good Luck to 
> all of you!