[Jokequeen] A Smart Blonde

[Collette Darden <csdarden@xxxxxxxxxxx>]

> A blonde woman goes into a department store and tells the salesman she 
> wants a pair of pink curtains. He assures her they have a good selection 
> of pink curtains.  He shows her many textures, prints and hues of pink 
> fabrics.  Once she has finally picked out a pink floral pattern, the 
> salesman asks her, "What sizes do you need?"
> She replies, "Just 15 inches."
> He exclaims, "15 INCHES?! What room are they for?"
> She says, "I only need one, and it's not for a room. It's for my computer 
> monitor."
> The surprised salesman exclaims, "Miss, computers do not have curtains."
> The blonde says, "HELLOOooooooo.... I've got Windows!"
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