[Jokequeen] MUST Read Warning

[Collette Darden <csdarden@xxxxxxxxxxx>]

> THE HORMONE WARNING:
>
> The Hormone Hostage knows that there are days in the month when all a man 
> has to do is open his mouth and he takes his life in his own hands!  This 
> is a handy guide that should be as common as a driver's license in the 
> wallet of every husband, boyfriend, or significant other!
> DANGEROUS: What's for dinner?
> SAFER: Can I help you with dinner?
> SAFEST: Where would you like to go for dinner?
> ULTRASAFE: Have some chocolate
>
> DANGEROUS: Are you wearing that?
> SAFER: Wow, you look good in brown.
> SAFEST: WOW!  Look at you!
> ULTRASAFE: Have some chocolate
>
> DANGEROUS: What are you so worked up about?
> SAFER: Could we be overreacting?
> SAFEST: Here's my paycheck.
> ULTRASAFE: Have some chocolate
>
> DANGEROUS: Should you be eating that?
> SAFER: You know, there are a lot of apples left.
> SAFEST: Can I get you a glass of your favorite drink to go with that?
> ULTRASAFE: Have some chocolate
>
> DANGEROUS: What did you do all day?
> SAFER: I hope you didn't over-do it today.
> SAFEST: I've always loved you in that robe!
> ULTRASAFE: Have some more chocolate.
>
> Subject:  PMS
> 13 Things PMS Stands For
> 1.  Pass My Shotgun
> 2.  Psychotic Mood Shift
> 3.  Perpetual Munching Spree
> 4.  Puffy Mid-Section
> 5.  People Make me Sick
> 6.  Provide Me with Sweets
> 7.  Pardon My Sobbing
> 8.  Pimples May Surface
> 9.  Pass My Sweatpants
> 10.  Poor Mood Syndrome
> 11.  Plainly; Men Stink
> 12.  Pack My Stuff
> And my favorite one...
> 13.  Potential Murder Suspect
> Pass this on to all of your hormonal friends and those who might need a 
> good Laugh!
> Or men who need a warning.
> And remember: Money talks....  But Chocolate sings!
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