[Jokequeen] Inner Peace

[Collette Darden <csdarden@xxxxxxxxxxx>]

I am passing this onto you because it definitely worked for me and we all 
could use more calm in our lives. By following the simple advice I heard on 
a Dr. Phil show, I have finally found inner peace.
Dr. Phil proclaimed the way to achieve inner peace is to finish all the 
things you have started.So I looked around my house to see things I started 
and hadn't finished; and, before leaving the house this morning finished 
off a bottle of Merlot,a bottle of White Zinfandel, a bottle of Baileys, a 
bottle of Kahlua, a package of Oreos the remainder of both Prozac and 
Valium prescriptions, the rest of the Cheesecake, some Saltines and a box 
of Chocolates.
You have no idea how freaking good I feel.Please pass this on to those you 
feel are in need of inner peace.
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