[Jokequeen] Guts and Balls

[Collette Darden <csdarden@xxxxxxxxxxx>]

The definition between "guts" and "balls"!

Guts - is arriving home late after a night out with the guys, being 
assaulted by your wife with a broom, and having the guts to ask: "Are you 
still cleaning, or are you flying somewhere?"
Balls - is coming home late after a night out with the guys, smelling of 
perfume and beer, lipstick on your collar, slapping your wife on the ass 
and having the balls to say, "You're next." 

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