[Jokequeen] Housecleaning

[Collette Darden <csdarden@xxxxxxxxxxx>]

> MY PHILOSOPHY OF HOUSECLEANING!
> I don't do windows because
> I love birds and don't want one to run into a clean window and get hurt.
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> I don't wax floors because
> I am terrified a guest will slip and get  hurt then I'll feel terrible 
> (plus they may sue me).
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> I don't mind the dust bunnies because ...
> They are very good company, I have named most of them, and they agree with 
> everything I say.
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> I don't disturb cobwebs because .
> I want every creature to have a home of their own.
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> I don't Spring Clean because ...
> I love all the seasons and don't want the others to get jealous.
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> I don't pull weeds in the garden because ..
> I don't want to get in God's way, he is an excellent designer.
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> I don't put things away because
> I will never be able to find them again.
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> I don't do gourmet meals when I entertain because ..
> I don't want my guests to stress out over what to make when they invite me 
> over for dinner.
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> I don't iron because
> I choose to believe them when they say "Permanent Press".
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> I don't stress much on anything because ...
> "A Type" personalities die young and I want to stick around and become a 
> wrinkled up crusty ol' woman!!!!
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> And mine is working fine

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