[Jokequeen] Texas midget

[Collette Darden <csdarden@xxxxxxxxxxx>]

> The testicles of a Texas midget hurt and ached almost all the time. The 
> midget went to the doctor and told him about his problem. The doctor  told 
> him to drop his pants and he would have a look. The midget dropped his 
> pants. The doctor stood him up onto the examining table, and started to 
> examine him.
> The doctor put one finger under his left testicle and told the midget to 
> turn his head and cough, the usual method to check for a hernia. "Aha!" 
> mumbled the doctor, and as he put his finger under the right testicle, he 
> asked the midget to cough again. "Aha!" said the doctor once more, and 
> reached for his surgical scissors. Snip-snip-snip-snip on the right 
> side... then snip-snip-snip-snip on the left side. The midget was so 
> scared he was afraid to look, but noted with amazement that the snipping 
> did not hurt. The doctor then told the midget
> to walk around the examining room to see if his testicles still hurt.
>
> The midget was absolutely delighted as he walked around and discovered his 
> boys were no longer aching.
> The doctor said, "How does that feel now?"
>
> The midget replied, "Perfect Doc, and I didn't even feel it. What did you 
> do?"
> The doctor replied "I cut two inches off the top of your cowboy boots.
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