[Jokequeen] The bathtub

[Collette Darden <csdarden@xxxxxxxxxxx>]

> It doesn't hurt to take a hard look at yourself from time to time, and 
> this should help get you started.
> During a visit to the mental institution, a visitor asked the Director 
> what the criterion was which defined whether or not a patient should be 
> institutionalized.  "Well," said the Director, "we fill up a bathtub, then 
> we offer a teaspoon, a teacup and a bucket to the patient and ask him or
> her to empty the bathtub."
>
> "Oh, I understand," said the visitor. "A normal person would use the 
> bucket because it's bigger than the spoon or the teacup."
> "No." said the Director, "A normal person would pull the plug. Do you want 
> a room with or without a view?"
> (I picked the bucket too. The view is lousy) :)
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