[Jokequeen] These people vote

[Collette Darden <csdarden@xxxxxxxxxxx>]

> Remember -They Vote
>
>
>  Some guy bought a new fridge for his house.  To get rid of his old 
> fridge, he put it in his front yard and hung a sign on it saying:  "Free 
> to good home. You want it, you take it." For three days the fridge sat 
> there without even one person looking twice at it. He eventually decided 
> that people were too un-trusting of this deal. It looked to good to true, 
> so he changed the sign to read: "Fridge for sale $50." The next day 
> someone stole it.
> Caution! . . . . . . . . . . . . These people Vote.
> ==========
>    I used to work in technical support for a 24/7 call center. One day I 
> got a call from an individual who asked what hours the call center was 
> open I told him, "The number you dialed is open 24 hours a day, 7 days a 
> week." He responded, "Is that Eastern or Pacific time?" Wanting to end 
> the call quickly, I said, "Uh, Pacific" . . . . . . .He ALSO votes!
> ==========
>   My colleague and I were eating our lunch in our cafeteria, when we 
> overheard one of the administative assistants talking about the sunburn 
> she got on her weekend drive to the shore. She drove down in a 
> convertible, but "didn't think she'd get sunburned because the car was 
> moving" . . . . . . . She ALSO votes!
> ==========
>    My sister has a lifesaving tool in her car. It's designed to cut 
> through a seat belt if she gets trapped. She keeps it in the trunk . . . 
> . . My sister ALSO votes!
> ==========
>   My friends and I were on a beer run and noticed that the cases were 
> discounted 10%. Since it was a big party, we bought 2 cases. The cashier 
> multiplied 2 times 10% and gave us a 20% discount . . . He ALSO votes!
> ==========
>    I was hanging out with a friend when we saw a woman with a nose ring 
> attached to an earring by a chain. My friend said, "Wouldn't the chain 
> rip out every time she turned her head?" I explained that a person's nose 
> and ear remain the same distance apart no matter which way the head is 
> turned. . . . . .  My friend ALSO votes!
> =========
>   I couldn't find my luggage at the airport baggage area. So I went to 
> the lost luggage office and told the woman there that my bags never 
> showed up. She smiled and told me not to worry because she was a trained 
> professional and I was in good hands. "Now," she asked me, "has your 
> plane arrived yet? "  .   . . . . . . SHE ALSO votes!
> =========
>    While working at a Pizza Parlor I observed a man ordering a small 
> pizza to go. He appeared to be alone and the cook asked him if he would 
> like it cut into 4 pieces or 6. He though about it for some time beore 
> responding. "Just cut it into 4 pieces; I don't think I'm hungry enough 
> to eat 6" . . . . .. . Yep, he votes too.
> =========
> Now you know who elects the politicians!
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