[Jokequeen] Grounds For Divorce

[Collette Darden <csdarden@xxxxxxxxxxx>]

A man appears before a judge one day, asking for a divorce.
The judge quietly reviews some papers and then says, "Please tell me why 
you are seeking a divorce."
"Because," the man says, "I live in a two-story house."
The Judge replies, "What kind of a reason is that? What is the big deal 
about a two-story house?"
The man answers, "Well Judge, one story is 'I have a headache' and the 
other story is 'It's that time of the month.'"
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