[Jokequeen] More Zen Sarcasm

[Collette Darden <csdarden@xxxxxxxxxxx>]

Don't worry; it only seems kinky the first time.
Good judgment comes from bad experience, and a lot of that comes from bad 
judgment.
The quickest way to double your money is to fold it in half and put it back 
in your pocket.
A closed mouth gathers no foot.
Duct tape is like the Force. It has a light side and a dark side, and it 
holds the universe together.
There are two theories to arguing with women. Neither one works.
Generally speaking, you aren't learning much when your lips are moving.
Experience is something you don't get until just after you need it.
Never miss a good chance to shut up.
We are born naked, wet and hungry, and get slapped on our ass...Then things 
get worse.
Never, under any circumstances, take a sleeping pill and a laxative on the 
same night.
There is a fine line between "hobby" and "mental illness."
No matter what happens, somebody will find a way to take it too seriously.
There comes a time when you should stop expecting other people to make a 
big deal about your birthday...around age 11.
Everyone seems normal until you get to know them.

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