[Jokequeen] Condoms

[Collette Darden <csdarden@xxxxxxxxxxx>]

> A man was in a long line at Safeway.
> As he got to the register, he realized he had forgotten to get condoms, so 
> he asked the checkout girl if she could have some brought up to the 
> register. She asked, "What size Condoms?"
> The customer replied that he didn't know. She asked him to drop his pants. 
> He did, she reached over the counter, grabbed hold of him, and called over 
> the intercom, "One box of large condoms, Register 5."
> The next man in line thought this was interesting, and like most of us, 
> was up for a cheap thrill. When he got to the register, he told the 
> checker that he too had forgotten to get condoms, and asked if she could 
> have some brought to the register for him. She asked him what size, and he 
> stated that he didn't know, so she asked him to drop his pants. He did, 
> and she gave him a quick feel, picked up the intercom and said, "One box 
> of medium-sized condoms, Register 5."
> A few customers back was this teenage boy. He thought what he had seen was 
> way too cool. He had never had any type of sexual contact with a live 
> female, so he thought this was his chance. When he got to the register he 
> told the checker he needed some condoms.  She asked him what size, and he 
> said he didn't know, so she asked him to drop his pants and he did. She 
> reached over the counter, gave him one quick squeeze, then picked up the 
> intercom and said....
> Cleanup, Register 5."
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