[Jokequeen] Home Depot

[Collette Darden <csdarden@xxxxxxxxxxx>]

> Two guys, one old and one young, are pushing their carts around Home Depot 
> when they collide.
> The old guy says to the young guy, "Sorry about that. I'm looking for my 
> wife, and I guess I wasn't
> paying attention to where I was going."
> The young guy says, "That's OK. It's a coincidence. I'm looking for my 
> wife, too. I can't find her and
> I'm getting a little desperate."
> The old guy says, "Well, maybe we can help each other. What does your wife 
> look like?
> The young guy says, "Well, she is 27 yrs old, tall, with red hair, blue 
> eyes, long legs, big boobs, and she's wearing tight white shorts.
> What does your wife look like?"
> The old guy says, "Doesn't matter --- let's look for yours."
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