[Jokequeen] Grandma and Grandpa

[Collette Darden <csdarden@xxxxxxxxxxx>]

> GRANDMA AND GRANDPA WERE WATCHING A RELIGIOUS HEALING PROGRAM ON TV. THE 
> EVANGELIST CALLED TO ALL WHO WANTED TO BE HEALED, TO PUT ONE HAND ON THE 
> TV AND THE OTHER ON THE BODY PART THEY WANTED HEALED. GRANDMA HOBBLED TO 
> THE TV AND PUT ONE HAND ON THE TV AND THE OTHER ON HER ARTHRITIC 
> HIP.  GRANDPA MADE HIS WAY TO THE SET AND PUT ONE HAND ON THE TV AND THE 
> OTHER ON HIS CROTCH.  GRANDMA LOOKED AT HIM WITH DISGUST:  "YOU JUST DON'T 
> UNDERSTAND, YOU OLD COOT.  THE PURPOSE OF THIS PROGRAM IS TO HEAL THE 
> SICK, NOT RAISE THE DEAD!!!!!!!
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