[Jokequeen] Snow White's New Camera

[Collette Darden <csdarden@xxxxxxxxxxx>]

Snow White received a camera as a gift. She joyfully took many pictures of 
the Dwarves, the forest, the animals, etc. She quickly finished her first 
roll, and immediately took the film into town to be developed.
"How long before they're ready?" Snow asked the clerk. He informed her it 
would be at least 6 days, as they had to send it to the Big City to be 
processed (remember, they didn't have 1-hour processing OR FedEx back then!).
After a week, she went to get the finished photos. The clerk told her they 
were not yet back from the processor.
"Come back next week", he said to her. Of course, as the story goes, she 
returned the following week for her 4x6 glossies, but <GASP> they still had 
not returned! Snow White was so distraught that she started to sob right 
there at the counter.
The clerk, trying to console her, (and wanting to relax the other 
customers, who were already starting to shift uncomfortably, so they didn't 
bolt from the store) said kindly,
"Don't worry, Dear... Someday your prints will come."

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