[Jokequeen] Non-Living Genders

[Collette Darden <csdarden@xxxxxxxxxxx>]

You may not know that many non-living things have a gender, for example..

1) Freezer Bags -- They are Male, because they hold everything in, but you 
can see right through them.
2) Copiers -- They are Female, because once turned off, it takes a while to 
warm them up again. It's an effective reproductive device if the right 
buttons are pushed, but can wreak havoc if the wrong buttons are pushed.
3) Tire -- Male, because it goes bald and it's often over-inflated.

4) Hot Air Balloon -- Male, because, to get it to go anywhere, you have to 
light a fire under it, and of course, there's the hot air part.
5) Sponges -- female because they're soft, squeezable and retain water.

6) Web Page -- Female, because it's always getting hit on.

7) Subway -- Male, because it uses the same old lines to pick people up.

8) Hourglass -- Female, because over time, the weight shifts to the bottom.

9) Hammer -- Male, because it hasn't changed much over the last 5,000 
years, but it's handy to have around.
10) Remote Control -- Female...... Ha! You thought it'd be male. But 
consider this -- it gives a man pleasure, he'd be lost without it, and 
while he doesn't always know the right buttons to push, he keeps trying.
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