[Jokequeen] Facts

[Collette Darden <csdarden@xxxxxxxxxxx>]

>One day, the wife comes home with a spectacular diamond ring.
>"Where didyou get that ring?" her husband asks.
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>"Well, she replies, "my boss and I played the lotto and we won, so
>I bought it with my share of the winnings.
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>A week later, his wife comes home with a long shiny fur coat.
>
>"Where did you get that coat?" her husband asks.
>
>She replies "My boss and I played the lotto and we won again, so I
>bought it with my share of the winnings. "
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>Another week later, his wife comes home, driving in a red Ferrari.
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>"Where did you get that car?" her husband asks.
>
>Again she repeats the same story about the lotto and her share of
>the winnings.
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>That night, his wife asks him to draw her a nice warm bath while she
>gets undressed. When she enters the bathroom, she finds that there
>is barely enough water in the bath to cover the plug at the far end.
>
>"What's this?" she asks her husband.
>
>"Well," he replies, "We don't want to get your lotto ticket wet,
>do we???"
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Useless Facts... but interesting..  Did you know that...

1. Apples, not caffeine, are more efficient at waking you up in the morning.
2. Alfred Hitchcock didn't have a bellybutton.
3. A pack-a-day smoker will lose approximately 2 teeth every 10 yrs.
4. When you sneeze, all bodily functions stop even your heart!
5. 40 people are sent to the hospital for dog bites every minute.
6. Babies are born without knee caps. They don't appear until they are 2-6 
years old.
7. The average person over fifty will have spent 5 years waiting inlines.
8. The toothbrush was invented in 1498.
9. The average housefly lives for one month.
10. 40,000 Americans are injured by toilets each year.
11. The average computer user blinks 7 times a minute.
12. Your feet are bigger in the afternoon than the rest of the day.
13. Most of us have eaten a spider in our sleep.
14. The REAL reason an ostrich sticks its head in the sand is to search for 
water.
15. Michael Jackson owns the rights to the South Carolina State anthem.
16. The first Harley Davidson motorcycle built in 1903 used a tomato can 
for a carburetor.
17. If coloring weren't added to Coca-Cola, it would be green.

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