[Jokequeen] 100 bricks.

[Collette Darden <csdarden@xxxxxxxxxxx>]

 HOW TO MATCH JOB APPLICANT TO APPROPRIATE POSITION

 Put about 100 bricks in no particular order in a closed room with an open 
window. Then send 2 or 3 candidates at a time into the room and close the 
door. Leave them alone and come back after 6 hours, and then analyze the 
situation:
 If they are counting the bricks, put them in the accounting department.
 If they are recounting them, put them in auditing.
 If they have messed up the whole place with the bricks, put them in 
engineering.
 If they are arranging the bricks in some strange order, put them in planning.
 If they are throwing the bricks at each other, put them in operations.
 If they are sleeping, put them in security
 If they have broken the bricks into pieces, put them in information 
technology.
 If they are sitting idle, put them in human resources.
 If they say they have tried different combinations, yet not a brick has 
been moved, put them in sales.
 If they have already left for the day, put them in marketing.
 If they are staring out of the window, put them in strategic planning.
 If they are talking to each other, and not a single brick has been moved, 
congratulate them and put them in top management.
 Finally, if they have surrounded themselves with bricks in such a way 
that they can neither be seen nor heard from, put them in Congress.
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