Revenge.....

[Collette Darden <csdarden@fyiowa.infi.net> (by way of Richard Lockhart <rlockhar@direct.ca>)]

      REVENGE...
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Do you want to play a Light Hearted, Nasty or Gross "PRANK" on a friend or
foe that you need to "EVEN THE SCORE" with?
If  the answer is YES, read on...

Below are some sample listing of great practical jokes

DISCLAIMER:  I cannot take responsibility for any actions taken as
described in this text.  Some of
these schemes may be illegal to perform and most of them will make your
victim suffer in some way or another.  I advise you to look at this text as
a source for reading enjoyment only. If you do consider an action, also
consider it's consequence, both for the victim and for yourself.
O.K., let's have some fun... !!!

X-RAYS AT AIRPORTS:  Purchase a large adult bedroom toy. Wrap it in a large
amount of tin foil.  Secretly hide it in a piece of the victims carry on
luggage.  As it goes through the airport x-ray machine the contents of the
device will be shielded by the tin foil and will be unwrapped-inspected by
airport security officials. This one will make your sides hurt from
laughter, if present during the inspection. I like this prank for both male
and female victims.

GARAGE SALE:  Place an ad in the classified section of your local newspaper
advertising a GIGANTIC Garage Sale listing the address of your victim.
Advertise televisions, cam-corder, vintage automobile,antiques, etc. Sale
begins at 6:00 a.m. Come early!

LOST KEYS:  Get a hold of some old useless keys (car, house,etc.). Place
victim's name, phone number and $500.00 reward... if found and returned.
Drop the keys in one of the less desirable areas of town.

DOGS:  Purchase a silent dog whistle.  In the early hours of the morning
(2am-4am) go near the victim's house and blow the silent whistle and the
dog will begin to bark uncontrollably until the owner awakes and
disciplines the animal.  When the owner goes back to bed repeat the process
again.

ANIMAL POO-POO - With plastic gloves on find some animal poo-poo and place
it under the door handles of the victim's automobile. The end result is a
sticky situation.

NOISEY APARTMENT NEIGHBORS - Place a clock radio or portable stereo in a
large cardboard box.  Place open end of box next to the wall adjoining the
victim's apartment.  Tune the radio to whatever obnoxious station you
choose.  Turn-on when you are away and turn-off when you return home.

BOWEL CONTROL PROBLEMS - Place a Baby Ruth candy bar next to victim while
they are in bed asleep.  Body heat will melt the chocolate to the point
that when the victim awakes they will think they had an embarrassing
accident.  This is a great, brother-sister or college dorm prank.

FAX MACHNES - Write whatever you wish on  9 pages of 8 1/2 by 11 inch paper
and tape them together (end to end).  Dial the victim's fax number and
start sending the pages through.  After page two has been transmitted, tape
the top of page 1 to the bottom of page 9 making a continuous loop.
The document will continue to cycle until the victim's fax machine has run
out of  paper.  Be sure and disable your phone number from being printed on
the fax and also disable caller I.D. This prank is great to get even with a
business or individual who has somehow cheated you.

Hey, wasn't that FUN...