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Date: Sat, 05 Sep 1998 23:10:24 -0600
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From: The Hondo <hondo@eyeonvideo.com>
Subject: Techno-ditty

What childrens books would be like if Dr. Suess was a Bob


When your dialler starts to waiver
And your modem begins to squeak
You cannot establish your connection
You have got no TCP/IP

And the modems pocket packets
Ringing with an utter racket
Sends your dialler a'packin
As it gets it's own IP

Say a prayer for your connection
It will take some intervention
To prevent a disconnection
>From your local ISP

Then you call to whine and snivel
Spewing out your mindless drivel
Causing tech support to Wibble
Blaming us for eternity

So when your picky pocket packet
Modem makes a wicked racket
Please remember just one facet
Microsofts the enemy!



<sigh> it is true, I have been bobbing for too long, I guess I shall never
realize my dreams to write childrens stories <rofl>.

Cheers!

P.S.  If ya wanna add my real name to the list of contributors, it is John
Bowhay  :)

/* I am not suffering from insanity, I am quite comfortable with it! */