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Funny Technical Support Calls
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Audio
- BT.WAV - 512K, Another satisfied
customer
- HELPDESK.WAV - 448K, The joys of hard drive failures
- HATE.WAV -
1.11Mb, Maybe it was the hold music?
- BOOTDISK.MP3 - 94K, I *think* we wants a boot disk
- BOSS.MP3 - 582K, Bill Gates owns Apple?
- CLIP.MP3 - 922K, Bent pieces of metal
- CUTOFF.MP3 - 81K, DIY RAM upgrades
- DISK.MP3 - 306K, Disk? Nah, don't need them!
- ERRORC.MP3 - 49K, My computer's possessed!
- INPLACE.MP3 - 147K, Never complain to a Bob
- LOSEMIND.MP3 - 62K, Losing your mind
- PICTURES.MP3 - 533K, I'm sure it wasn't like this on the TV...
- SCREAMER.MP3 - 634K, He KNOWS what he's talking about, OK!?
- SIGH.MP3 - 642K, I just want the command line!
- WHATKIND.MP3 - 145K, I want a Microphone, s**thead
- WHATSANE.MP3 - 218K, See?
- CRYING.MP3 - 395K, It's never that
bad, really...
- CUSTOM.MP3 - 68K, Just in case we
weren't sure
- MOREAP.MP3 - 42K, Ever been on hold
too long?
- MORETHANONE.MP3 - 367K,
Macspotting
- 22-MINS.WAV
- 1.61Mb, An angry customer is put in his place
Transcriptions
Disclaimer: I respect the privacy of the people featured in these logs, if
you think that you are featured and feel this is unfair please e-mail the
webmaster and I will remove
you. These recordings where found on the internet or submitted to the
webmaster, none of them are copyrighted as far as he is aware. Note: some of these logs may contain bad language.
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